How to become a vampire?

Vampires are one of the most mysterious characters in the other world. And some of the most popular characters of various films in the genre of mysticism, ranging from variations on the subject of Count Dracula and ending with the acclaimed adaptation of the book "Twilight."Wishing to become a vampire - more than enough. How to become a real vampire and is it possible?

Instruction how to become a vampire

So, you need to become like your hero in everything. Namely:   

- sleep during the day and stay awake at night;

- beware of daylight, in extreme cases - always use sunscreen;

- to become pale and emaciated - and for this it is necessary to begin to starve yourself with hunger, and to face a pale face to powder;

- to change your wardrobe - henceforth there should be only black things in it;

- you are still too early to dream of human blood - start drinking at least red juices( pomegranate, tomato, cranberry), you can also eat raw meat, a steak with blood, blood sausage;

- sadness and longing should become the companions of your life - vampires never smile and do not rejoice at anything;

- a vampire should have excellent health, and therefore abandon bad habits in the form of alcohol and smoking cigarettes;

- start despising people, these small creatures, which are created only to saturate you with blood and energy;

- it will be just fine if you replace your bed with a cute coffin - quite in a vampire spirit;   

- study the literature on methods of subordination and domination over people - this is sure to come in handy for you in the future;

- visit the dentist and finally do something with your teeth - after all, where are your fangs?

Of course, these manipulations will only create the appearance that you are a vampire. Perhaps you will be frightened by others, perhaps the most sensitive will believe in your abilities. But you can hardly learn how to drink human blood, die from the sun's rays and have magical powers.

How to really become a vampire for the Slavic beliefs

Slavic mythology has its own beliefs about how to become vampires. In this list fall:

- the fifth under the account sons in families where only boys are born;

- children born in a "shirt" - not burst during birth of a fetal bladder;

- children who had teeth at birth.

It turns out that the Slavic beliefs can only become a vampire from birth? Not only - such a transformation could be expected after death - people are bilious, angry, irritable, irresponsible and restless after death did not find peace and turned into vampires already in the grave. Also, vampires often became murderers, suicides and killed people, as well as people who died at night or frozen in the field. Pretty wide scope for action, is not it?


But also kind people with a calm disposition and a "pure" death could comprehend the fate of a vampire. This could happen if a dead cat jumped over a cat or a chicken flew over, rain drops or hail fell on the lid of the coffin. Could become a vampire and a deceased whose relatives were too heartbroken and constantly called him by name.

Modernity adds its own corrections - it is believed that people with tuberculosis can become a vampire after death.

Of course, do not forget about the most famous and true way, how to become a real vampire - be bitten by it. It is also believed that vampirism is bitten by a werewolf or a rabid beast( the latter is less likely).And for this, it still needs to be found - so good luck in your search! Mentally and not just call him every night - and a vampire or werewolf in search of a rushing soul will certainly appear in your life to make you your subordinate.

We hope that you will not take seriously the majority of the facts from our article and at best only play a little bit in the vampire, avoiding bloodthirsty deeds.